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How to get the Cake in Portal

You thought cake is a lie? Well, it seems you can actually get it ... as long as you keep your companion cube close to you :P

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Comments for How to get the Cake in Portal

Didn't work for me

No companion cube dropped. Only thing I can think is maybe the fact that my third death on 17 didn't kill the cube as well. Or this just doesn't actually work...
posted by Hank at Monday, July-14-2008 14:44pm

Who would have guessed...

hank... maybe the cake was a lie after all eh? ;)
posted by Anonymous at Wednesday, July-23-2008 23:03pm


Yeah, this video as far as I can tell is fake.

Of course, it is possible to get to the cake by going on the last level (right at the boss battle) and getting up the terminal and typing:
sv_cheats 1

Then you can just fly around the map and find the cake.
posted by Joel Nichols at Saturday, August-09-2008 16:12pm

Does not work probly fake

:evil: you suck this is fake because the cube does noy come out of roof so you suck!!!! :D
posted by Jay at Wednesday, April-15-2009 14:34pm


I forgot to say that he probly shot the door with blue then stopped recording and.............. ACTIVATED NOCLIP AND FLEW TO THE CAKE put a blue portal on cube wich is with cake and went to glados started recording again and then carried on so like comment 1 from me its probly fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and this is you if you thought it is real....... :wall:
posted by Jay at Wednesday, April-15-2009 14:40pm


1 last thing this is fake last time to say this but this site sucks everything on this bit is fake if i could rate: 0/5 :cry: :cry: :cry: :D :clap: :pray: :roll: :red:
posted by Jay at Wednesday, April-15-2009 14:44pm


it's gmod

posted by lawrence at Thursday, October-29-2009 00:22am

COOL!!! but sad cuz its fake u n00bzz

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: cool, but fake...
posted by Jake at Sunday, November-08-2009 14:46pm

What the [email protected]#@#!

Everyone can tell this is fake and im just on this site this one time. Why in the world would you get to the credit map. It is possible to get to the cake and outside but not through this method :cool:
posted by caleb at Wednesday, March-10-2010 22:48pm

fakey mc'fake fake

i didnt even watch the video, but the other comments made me want to bandwagon :clap:
posted by adsfasdfsdf at Friday, April-02-2010 14:53pm


you can see that he has commands open at the start anyway. I knew it was fake before he did anything because of that. :doh:
posted by Shane at Friday, April-09-2010 22:31pm


FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE oh and by the way the cake is a lie
posted by thecakeisalie at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:26pm


This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
posted by GLaDOS at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:29pm

I am GLaD that I am still alive

Oh, it's you... It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know...after you murdered me? Okay look, we both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster
posted by GLaDOS at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:32pm

GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

Chell I know you "murdered" me but I want to repair our "relationship" for the good of science
posted by GLaDOS at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:39pm

GLaDOS v1.09 (c) 1982 Aperture science, Inc. B:/>

Hello? is anyone there?
posted by Guest at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:43pm


HOW DARE YOU USE MY LOGIN CODE SUBJECT"name here" at Saturday, May-29-2010 14:43pm
posted by GLaDOS at Saturday, May-29-2010 19:45pm

Login code

login code:GLaDOS v1.09 (c) 1982 Aperture science, Inc. B:/>
posted by GLaDOS at Sunday, May-30-2010 17:00pm


the comments at the beginning are subtitles from what glaDOS is saying. That is also Exactly what happens.
posted by you're all stupid at Saturday, June-05-2010 07:45am


uhm ya :wall: you're all wrong it works.....i just did it....perhaps u f***ing try something before demoting is as fake :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: morons
posted by muthafukkka at Tuesday, June-08-2010 18:37pm


, I knew it! The cake is a LIE!!!!:(
posted by Ninjaganker at Saturday, June-19-2010 13:56pm


The cake is actually real all you have to do is win the boss battle and watch the video at the end, all the was through and right at the end you are in a room with your companion cube and the cake! :clap:
posted by CAKE NOT A LIE at Monday, August-02-2010 13:59pm


And now that song is stuck in my head :wall:
posted by Still Alive at Tuesday, August-17-2010 07:25am

It's Real

It's real, if you shoot a portal at the door as soon as it closes, and shoot one at the end of the low ceiling, a cube SHOULD fall out. :)
posted by Quentin at Monday, September-27-2010 11:10am

Cake is a lie!

Even if the video isn't fake, the cake is a lie because the companion cube goes right through the cake and onto the plate/table... :(
posted by wewt at Wednesday, September-29-2010 01:08am


posted by Jessica at Thursday, October-07-2010 03:31am


All of you who say that the cake is a lie are stupid Bitches! :mad: :D
posted by Jessica at Thursday, October-07-2010 03:37am

g mod

you should get gmod... do it! NOW!!! :evil:
posted by gmod at Friday, October-08-2010 18:02pm


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posted by MWMWAHAHAHHA at Friday, October-08-2010 18:03pm


I tried it, it TOTALLY works!!!!! For reals! :cool: :D :clap: :)
posted by ...Someone. at Monday, November-01-2010 22:20pm

i tried!!

exactly followed the instructions, did not work for me >:( :doh:
posted by joe schmoe at Thursday, November-04-2010 02:08am


We do what we must, because we can.
posted by GLaDOS at Monday, November-15-2010 23:16pm

"The" Man

Seeing as how the "Cake" was never truly existant, and was only shown to the player for succssecfully completing the game, The cake is unthinkably a lie. As a part of the game's programing, of course Chell, or rather, the character model/player character, can reach the said room with the cake. The Cake was never there for the participants of the testing to partake in. It was merely an incintive to complete the tests, so that GLaDOS could have her sick experimentations put into play. Sorry everyone who logically say " The cake is not a lie ", because to Chell, and all other participants before her, the "Cake" will forever have been a "LIE". Good night.
posted by DanThelVlan at Tuesday, November-23-2010 08:19am

@ " Is Not a Lie " Group

You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't believe in lies.
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posted by mike at Thursday, February-24-2011 05:05am

If you do This in the orange box you can find the cake

i was playing the orange box and i wanted that cake so bad at chamber 11 shoot a portal on one side and shoot the blue portal inside and crouch down and shoot a blue portal at a blue piller and you will see a squigley pipe an shoot a blue portal and you will see the cake and you have to get thought the floor and if you do this right you willl see the cake and the cube Enjoy the cake :) :) :) :( :roll: :red: :| :evil: :cry: :cool: :-/ :D :wall: :think: :pray: :hand: :doh: :clap:
posted by Evan at Saturday, May-21-2011 04:35am

Don't be shy, join the conversation:


:clap: :doh: :hand: :pray: :think: :wall: :D :-/ :cool: :cry: :o :evil: :mad: :| :red: :roll: :( :)
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