This one is yet another "only in America" situation. A dude actually tried to rob a liquor store with ... duct tape on his head. Seriously, someone was stupid (or poor) enough to wrap his own head in duct tape and think he wouldn't be recognized. Of course, he got his butt kicked easily and then denied everything, but I'm still not sure what hurt more: getting busted by the police, removing the duct tape or the shame on facing his folks after it.
If you've never seen any of Mike MacRae's shows by now, shame on you! He's a very talented comedian and he was recently featured on David Letterman's show. He sure has some very good impersonation skills.